Fina Cracks Down On Hi-Tech Suits

World swimming governing body Fina has moved to limit the impact of the controversial hi-tech swimsuits. Last year saw an astonishing 108 world records broken, 79 of them by swimmers wearing one suit, the Speedo LZR Racer. Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps (pictured) denied that his new swimsuit enhanced in anyway his winning the record breaking eight gold medals in last years Beijing Olympics.

Hawkins Thrown Out Of Paralympics

Prof. Stephen Hawkins was thrown out of a wheelchair event at the yesterday's paralympic games as he had been tested positive for WD40

Gary Glitter In Under Age Olympic Controversy?

BEIJING -- Questions persisted Friday about the ages of China's gold-medal women's gymnastics team.

Are they 14? Are they 16?

Hoping to put a definitive end to a simmering controversy, China was asked to provide additional documents that prove five of the six team. Gary Glitters agent has denied he has approached the International Olympic Committee and volunteered to help out with their dilemma.

Elton John Announces He Will Be Singing At The 2008 Beijing Olympics Closing Ceremony.

China Says "Try And Put This Bastard Out"

After months of protests around the world about China's human rights record which resulted in attempts to put out the Olympic flame,The Chinese Government have unveiled a flame which burns more fuel than a small country. However, under the current ecological climate we feel the flame proves that China really does care deeply about the environment.

By Eric Shunn

Bush Joins The Tush Slapping Championship At Beijing Olympics

Mr Bush took time out from it all and enjoyed the delights of the Beijing Olympics. It looked to all the world that President Bush was concentrating on bringing home the Gold for his country even if it was such a painful experience for him?????

George Bush Tells Chinese Counterpart "America Won't Stand For Human Rights Abuses"

The Olympic Opening Ceremony

Thousands of tanks were exquisitely drilled to take part in the choreography. Here we see a conductor directing a column of four tanks, with guns raised in salute, before magically disappearing under their tracks. All world leaders attending clapped or did absolutely nothing at all.

By SLAP

USA Waterboarding Olympic Team Prepare For The Beijing Olympics

Political Display In Arrest Dismay

Olympics-theme floral displays have been arrested in south Beijing, China after one of the displays dared to unfurl the banned Tibetan flag. As yet no word has been heard of the arrested floral display but Gardening experts fear that being left in a dark cell without plant food or adequate water may spell the end for such a heroic display.

Olympic Chief Claims Air Pollution In Beijing Is Not A Problem To Athlete's

The Olympic Torch Is Due To Arrive In London