Fina Cracks Down On Hi-Tech Suits

World swimming governing body Fina has moved to limit the impact of the controversial hi-tech swimsuits. Last year saw an astonishing 108 world records broken, 79 of them by swimmers wearing one suit, the Speedo LZR Racer. Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps (pictured) denied that his new swimsuit enhanced in anyway his winning the record breaking eight gold medals in last years Beijing Olympics.

The Olympic Opening Ceremony

Thousands of tanks were exquisitely drilled to take part in the choreography. Here we see a conductor directing a column of four tanks, with guns raised in salute, before magically disappearing under their tracks. All world leaders attending clapped or did absolutely nothing at all.

By SLAP