Riot Police Called In At Elton John Party

At approximately 6.45am riot Police were sent into a private party at Elton John's Mansion. It is believed the party which was attended by 80-100 men was to celebrate the release of his new record 'Always enter through the back door' which is out in 2 weeks. A senior Police chief was quoted as saying " after a lot of complaints from neighboring properties we had no choice we had to go in. Some of the things going on in there were shocking. Three of my officers have been sent for counseling after the event.".

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Boris Johnston has lambasted Sir Elton John for not supporting him in his quest to be the next Mayor of London. Mr Johnston was bitterly disappointed that the aging musician could not see to backing him even thought they send each other Christmas cards each year.

Brian Paddick it appears is the man who has the full support of Sir Elton and his partner. It would appear that David Walliams and Dale Winton have also voiced their support for the Lib Dem's choice for the race for Mayor of London. Mr Paddick confirmed his extreme pleasure at having such celebrity support. He said to waiting journalists that he was excited at having the likes of Sir Elton and Dale Winton standing firmly behind him.

Mr Johnson said that in that case he would love Amy Wino to help in his quest for becoming Mayor of London as he feels that her role as aged looking alcoholic drug abuser would only confirm his comittment to showing the country he was serious about being the next Mayor of London.

Singer Spears In Sunglasses Scare

Britney Spears has been taken to hospital by ambulance from her home in Los Angeles, police say.

Miss Spears who has been in the news on and off since her split with her former husband has been in the news yet again. Dr Victor Spode at LAX Hospital confirmed to waiting press that Miss Spears has been afflicted with a serious case of Celebrity Sunglasses Syndrome. The current hospitalization for the former teen songstress has given Miss Spears extra publicity which the failing starlet has thankfully embraced. However, the over-sized sunglasses have become a burden to Miss Spears due to the weight to face ratio. This in turn has added extra stress to her seemingly stressful life at the moment.

" We managed to get Miss Spears into our $2000,00 a day private hospital this morning. The operation should take a few hours but it isn't life threatening. Saying that we hope to make sure Miss Spears remains in our luxury private room for as long as possible". Dr Spode confirmed as he finished the 18th Hole at his exclusive private Golf Course.

It has been confirmed that once the sunglasses have been removed Miss Spears will be able to see visitors at her private room a lot more clearly. Elton John has contacted the family of Miss Spears to offer his help and support having been in the past a victim of over-sized sunglasses syndrome himself.