Readers Letters

I was in my works toilets recently and sign said “please depress for a 3 seconds to ensure a full flush.” so I told the toilet about my marriage problems and do you know what it worked? Thank God for British signage.

Mr Walter Cross, Essex

I find it very upsetting that the BBC’s DIY SOS team are to modernise Osama Bin Ladens cave in an Afghan special to be shown over the Christmas period. Surely tax payer’s money should be put to better use like starting a war in Iran for instance.

Mr G Galloway, Glasgow

With the near collapse of Wall Street in America surely it would have been a good idea to have built the wall on better foundations and with the correct cement?

Mrs D Jones, New York

Is it me or does the fact that Gordon Brown keeps calling his chancellor darling a little off putting?

Mr D Cameron, London

The attempts of some members of parliament to stop parents from giving their children a smack is unbelievable. I was brought up on smack and it hasn’t done me any harm, apart from the prison sentence and the decline in my mental health that is.

Mrs K Doherty, Staines

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Dear Sir,

I was saddened to read recently that Prime Minister Brown has continued to suffer from "erection problems" since taking over the top spot at No10. Wake up the media of Britain enough is enough. We don’t want Mr Brown’s erection problems splashed across the front pages of our newspapers. Why it is bad enough not being able to perform for the country but to now read he cannot perform for his good lady wife. Will there be no end to this form of media attention?

Bill Gates,

Clacton

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Is it me or have roads been getting worse lately. I used to enjoy going for a nice drive with my friends at the weekends. Of late there just seems to be too many dangerous vehicles on the roads. Lt. Armstrong, Basra , Iraq

Natashia Kaplinski you would wouldn't you? Remove all the makeup that is.
Mr J Paxman, Clitheroe.

Recycling, I just don't see what all the fuss is. The current trend is "aren't we wonderfully new age blah, blah..."I have been recycling my own waste for years and yet people wont even touch me with a bargepole get a life why don't you all.
Pattie Munch, Scarsdale.

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Your reader who complained about people grooming pets should be on the sex offenders list should keep his nose out of our dogs business. I can assure you we at Kens Kennels do not abuse our dogs well not those under 16 at least.

Peter Phile. Nottingham

I write regarding you article on nosey neighbours. It saddens me to read that one cannot occasionally peer through a neighbour’s bathroom window for fear of being denounced as nosy these days. Surely something should be done about people who telephone the police about such innocuous practices.

Mr Harry Feltch, Primrose Hill.

With the country in yet another Foot & Mouth epidemic surely the question should be asked, why do we allow these animals to have feet and mouths in the first place?

Dr Brian Krank, Professor of Hybrid Genetics, Oxford University.

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After the recent claim and counter claim over that picture allegedly showing little green men on Mars I fail to see what all the fuss is all about. According to the Daily Snail and Daily Excess there are aliens everywhere in this country so why not on Mars?
E. Powell