The Weekly Festival News Round Up

Landmine Festival: Organisers asked about its controversy in holding such a festival said that we all need to tread carefully when dealing with such issues.

The OAP’s festival of remembrance is slightly muted this year due to the committee all suffering from Alzheimer’s.

Festival of Love: This year’s festival ends in chaos as Relate Police have to be called in.

Gay Pride Festival: It ends in a cat fight when some partygoers ask if scatter cushions would be available but were unhappy when told this was still to be arranged.

My Pussy Doesn't Match My Curtains

More pet owners are using lifestyle reasons for abandoning their animals, according to an RSPCA report. The organisation's staff rescued 7,347 dumped pets in 2007, up 23 per cent from the 5,959 recorded in 2006. Examples of dumped animals included a litter of kittens left in a dustbin bag for bin men and a rabbit abandoned in a box in a crushing machine at a recycling centre. Also worrying are the excuses given by owners who no longer want to look after their pets. "My dog hurts my legs when she wags her tail," one said, while another claimed: "My Pussy doesn't match my new carpet or curtains."

Trunk-Cam Reveals Jungle Secrets

Cameras held by elephants' trunks have been used to provide an intimate view of animals in the jungle. It is the basis of a three-part BBC One series: Spy in the Jungle, which is narrated by Sir David Attenborough. "Elephants are the ultimate four-by-four camera vehicle - and have allowed us to film these animals closer than we have ever been able to film them before."
It is a bit of a bonkers idea, and in my wildest dreams, when I thought about the challenges of filming tigers, I never thought we would suceed in doing what we did in this way, but now it seems the most natural thing in the world"

Panda Porn Causes Some Scorne

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