The Weekly Festival News Round Up

Landmine Festival: Organisers asked about its controversy in holding such a festival said that we all need to tread carefully when dealing with such issues.

The OAP’s festival of remembrance is slightly muted this year due to the committee all suffering from Alzheimer’s.

Festival of Love: This year’s festival ends in chaos as Relate Police have to be called in.

Gay Pride Festival: It ends in a cat fight when some partygoers ask if scatter cushions would be available but were unhappy when told this was still to be arranged.

The Weekly Festival News Round Up

The Star Wars fest: Darth Vader was arrested as he was obsessed with Princess Leia’s Buns. Police are investigating what “can I show you the dark side?” means.

Festival organisers in Brazil are in receipt of hundreds of complaint calls from a Mr R D’Janeiro when thousands turn up at his Tupperware party in Brixton.

Wicker Man Festival: Druids try to stop the festival as the organisers are shocked to see a group of pensioners making fine baskets and garden furniture.

The Dudes with Boobs Fest is in chaos when rival bra gangs get too much off their chests. Some visitors require hospitalization due to a missile being fired from Wonderbra catapult.

The Weekly Festival News Round Up

The annual River Dance Festival: It is called off due to localised flooding. Anyone who has lost their shoes can ring a special helpline organisers confirmed.

T in the Park Festival: Thousands complain to organisers at the poor standard of refreshments when all that is on offer is cream scones and cups of tea.

Real Ale Festival: It ends in fight as young slim man without facial hair not only orders a lager at the bar but also fails to order pork scratching or scampi fries.

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An accident at the Cornwall Morris Dancing Festival: Last years winner was run over by a younger competitor, police are currently looking for a Morris Minor.

This years Download music festival is raided by the police. Members of the crowd are made to pay 70p for every song they listen to.

And Finally:

Woodstock: The bird from snoopy cartoons, gesticulates with organisers that he didn’t agree to have the rock concert in his back yard.