Torries Accused Of Fiddling Crime Statistics

Dearly De-Parted

David Cameron has revealed his much commented upon centre-parting at last week's prime minister's questions was the result of wearing a bike helmet.

Mr Cameron, who normally parts his hair to one side, had a new look for the clash with Gordon Brown on Wednesday. The global News Terrorists Team has to ask itself if this is another example of Tory Leader and his policies moving left of centre????