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Over Heard Conversations Archive Special:

Late 1970's

Eric: So what I was thinking was that people would be able to talk to each other across an invisible network as though they were right in each others room.

Paul: So it's like a telephone sex line then?

Eric: No. it's more of a technical advancement of technology but it can be used by the masses.

Paul: So it's for churches?

Eric: No I meant the general public.

Paul: I see

Eric: You will be able to play games with your friends in different countries.

Paul: What like hopscotch?

Eric: No I mean dual gaming systems that can be played with anyone anywhere.

Paul: Oh I see.

Eric: And people will be able to correspond with each other using electronic mailing systems.

Paul: Save on postage stamps then?

Eric: Yes and you can find information on anything in the world at a press of a button.

Paul: What about pictures then?

Eric: Yes that too. we will be able to download pictures and send then to friends.

Paul: I get it so it's basically an excuse for swapping porn with your mates then?

Eric: got it in one.

Police Crime Line Offers Sex Time Instead

People calling a Michigan state police post got an unexpected telephone message about phone sex.

Calls to the Riverport post's main number were met Wednesday morning with a recorded message saying, 'Have you been naughty do you want a good dressing down? Take firm action and indulge yourself with the most exciting oral conversation imaginable.'
That was followed by a telephone number for a phone sex line.

The phones were working properly by midmorning, Sgt. Alan Ramirez said.
The mix-up was an 'internal issue that has nothing to do with the phone company' and an investigation is underway, he told the newspaper.

The man who called the emergency services number 300 times we suggest should move to Riverport and save himself the money.