Royal Plot A Lot Of Crock

Did Prince Phillip kill Lady Diana and her boyfriend? Mr Al Fayed who has pursued this matter vigorously in the courts is determined to get to the truth no matter how much he pays for it. Rumours still circulate over this often asked question so much so a written denial from Buckingham Palace has been issued on behalf of the Prince.

Prince Phillip did not plot to kill Lady Diana, his daughter in law in a Paris
tunnel. He did not at any time plot with the security services to rid his son of
his former wife. Any rumours to the contrary have no substance what so ever and
are fully denied. As for Prince Phillip kidnapping and then forcing Mr Al
Fayed’s hamster to gnaw through the break wires of the car that Lady Diana was
being driven in is a complete and utter lie.

Police have issued a picture of the alleged suspect mentioned in court by Mr Al Fayed. They have said that anyone who sees the suspect should not approach him as he is dangerous and is likely to attack with his killer like teeth. They should contact the Metropolitan Police immediately.

Will the truth ever be told? Does Mr Al Fayed have proper proof of a royal conspiracy? Does anyone care?

A Smack In The Face For Children

A school has been accused of taking political correctness too far after it allowed its young pupils to be photographed whilst in the possession of the illegal drug Ecstasy in the classroom. The controversial picture was produced for a school newsletter recently. Many parents have complained about the matter to Parent Governors Association as they deem the pictures upsetting and political madness gone wrong. We were unable to speak to any of the teachers at the school concerned but did manage to by a small quantity of drugs outside the school grounds after 3.30pm.

The head teacher at the school concerned in Crew has denied that Smack has been freely given to children on a daily basis albeit for those who have been naughty in the classroom.

Paul thaws towards Heather ahead of court hearing

Faced with the possibility of his estranged wife standing up in court to say the end of their marriage has made her an unemployable hate figure, it seems Paul McCartney has decided to extend an olive branch to Heather Mills. According to The Daily Mail the 65-year-old musician has spoken to the anti-landmines campaigner several times over the phone. He didn't confirm if Heather's Orville the Duck impersonation on the Richard and Judy Show was a key factor in his new attitude towards Miss Mills