Showing posts with label royal family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label royal family. Show all posts
Friday, 20 November 2009
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Sunday, 13 September 2009
BBC Won't Show Camilla Appearance In New Dr Who Series
The BBC have confirmed that they will not be airing the cameo appearance of Camilla Parker Bowles which was secretly filmed a few months ago. The BBC confirmed that Camilla did appear in several scenes but after a test screening the BBC decided not to show the episode. A spokesman for the BBC said " Over the years we have had some scary monsters such as the Daleks and the Cybermen but showing Camella would be one step too far. The program goes at an early time slot and we are worried that young children may be traumatised by her appearance".
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Friday, 27 February 2009
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
Sunday, 22 June 2008
Monday, 12 May 2008
Sunday, 20 April 2008
William Can't Wait to Show Kate his Big Chopper
Defence officials have justified giving Prince William permission to land a helicopter in a field belonging to his girlfriend Kate Middleton's family. The Ministry of Defence (MoD) issued a statement after it was reported William touched down at the Middletons' Berkshire home on the 3rd of April. Officials said the sortie had been fully authorised as part of the prince's attachment to the RAF. The flight was described as "ridiculous and inappropriate" by aviation author Jon Laker ."This is an absolute waste of training hours on the Chinook helicopter that the military are hard-pressed to afford," .
Monday, 7 April 2008
Friday, 4 April 2008
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
Friday, 7 March 2008
Friday, 29 February 2008
Thursday, 28 February 2008
Buckingham Palace In Menagerie Denial
Despite weeks of denials from palace officials thermal imaging has now revealed that the royal family are indeed harboring exotic animals inside the royal residence. The animals thought to be collected by Prince Phillip while on various Safari trips have now been exposed to the world. The GAME is now up. The queen is said to be delighted with constant supply of manure that is now feeding the Royal gardens rose bushes.Posted by Eric Shun
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Al Fayed's Hamster's Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists
Dear Diary,
20 February 2008.
I have been feeling for some time now that I am being used in some way by my owner Mr Al Fayed. I cannot put my little pink finger on it but somehow I feel embroiled in a conspiracy theory involving members of the Royal Family. Since I was rescued by Mr Al Fayed from a glass tube in Richard Gears bedroom I have felt comfortable in my new surroundings but since the recent court case my insecurities have flooded back. I have read today in the national newspapers that Mr Al Fayed has stated that I have been killed by Prince Phillip does Mr Al Fayed know how that type of rumour could make a Hamster feel? Obviously not.
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