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Jacqui Smith unveils timetable for revised ID card plan

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith shows off her new ID Card. The Home Secretary has stated in the press this morning that she believes the new controversial ID Cards are a step in the right direction. She mussed over the professional quality the photo image gives and feels that in no way would any master forger be able to tamper with her new card.

KKK In Baby Boom Experiment

Disturbing pictures revealed today have shown how the Ku Klux Klan are preparing to increase their population through a massive birthrate explosion experiment amongst their followers.

A secret undercover Global News Terrorists reporter has provided photgraphic evidence of this sickening experiment and we show it here to warn the world of this possible threat to world stability.

Stay here for more news on this ongoing story.

Scare Strategy Denied By Home Secretary

Smith to outline terror strategy

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is to outline the Government's strategy to tackle radicalisation among Britain's Muslims. Her office have however, denied rumours that they plan to issue a poster of the Home Secretary (see picture) in order to shock youngster from getting involved in such terrorist activities in the first place.

Home Secretary In Shock Strategy

Smith to outline terror strategy

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is to outline the Government's strategy to tackle radicalisation among Britain's Muslims. Her office have however, denied rumours that they plan to issue a poster of the Home Secretary (see above) in order to shock youngsters from getting involved in such terrorist activities in the first place. Sir Reginald Spratt spoke to your favourite Newspaper about the situation.

"I can assure you that Home Secretary's image in no way will be used as a scare tactic on any impressionable youngsters. We can assure you that the Labour Party would never stoop so low as to use such undermined tactics as that."

The Home Secretary was unfortunately not available to comment on the matter as she was busy at work fighting the Federation of Police over a pay rise.