Saturday, 19 January 2008

Home Secretary In Shock Strategy





Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is to outline the Government's strategy to tackle radicalisation among Britain's Muslims. Her office have however, denied rumours that they plan to issue a poster of the Home Secretary (see above) in order to shock youngsters from getting involved in such terrorist activities in the first place. Sir Reginald Spratt spoke to your favourite Newspaper about the situation.

"I can assure you that Home Secretary's image in no way will be used as a scare tactic on any impressionable youngsters. We can assure you that the Labour Party would never stoop so low as to use such undermined tactics as that."

The Home Secretary was unfortunately not available to comment on the matter as she was busy at work fighting the Federation of Police over a pay rise.

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