Ohio Plumber Becomes Focus Of Debate

An Ohio Plumber became the focus of last nights presidential debate after both candidates confirmed that they are the real Joe Plumber. This nearly ended in a fight after Barak Obama accused John McCain of being in need of a plumber as his campaign was like his incontinence problem, leaking like a faulty tap and in constant need of repair.

This was counter acted by McCain shouting to Obama across the room to, " go home and plumb your wife, Obama."