World Leaders Thankful Swine Flu Has Taken Economic Crisis Off Font Pages.

Today world leaders spoke out about the possible Swine Flu Pandemic. At a secret meeting held within a germ free environment, world leaders gathered to discuss the on going fear over Swine Flu. They also thanked their collective god's that something had removed the global economic crisis away from the front pages of every tabloid and broadsheet newspaper across the world.

President Obama praised Mexico for taking the brunt of the current crisis and also praised the flu virus for transforming itself into a far more deadly decease. Gordon Brown did not go as far as praising his Party for developing the new flu strain but did confirm that the Conservative Party would never have been able to produce such an escape from media scrutiny with their lack of vision and policies.

Both France and Germany blamed America and Britain for the new scare saying that their actions in Iraq and Afghanistan could be behind the emergence of such a deadly infectious decease. However, they still thanking their lucky stars that papers were reporting something other than the economic crisis. The Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi would not comment on the current situation but did notice a female junior secretary in a figure hugging A-Line skirt.

A Senate member from Massachusetts upon hearing of the meeting confirmed his view that all that was needed was for women to start having fits and hallucinating and they can start burning women as witches again, like the good old days.