Brown Smears - Need For Change

Conservative leader David Cameron has announced his concerns over the brown smears he has had to endure over the last couple of days. We have been notified that Mr Cameron is to seek advice as to how he can clear up the fall out from the sordid business.

"I have to admit it was a shock one minute I was laying in bed on a lovely sunny morning when suddenly these nasty Brown smears were all over the (broad) sheets. To be honest they are something I least expected particularly not whilst I was in my brand new pyjamas", Mr Cameron confirmed this morning.