Swine Flu Pandemics First Hollywood Celebrity

Victoria Beckham denies her pig like nose is due to the recent Swine Fever flu hitting the globe. American authorities are unsure if this is true and so are waiting on facial experts to confirm one way or the other.

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Guantanamo Bay Gives Up More ugly Secrets.

Officials at Guantanamo Bay have released footage of one of its inmates who until recently was a closely kept secret. Prisoner B has been held at the military base in Cuba for crimes against fashion and music. Reports have been made recently that a significant player in the war of terror had been kept at the reclusive camp since the Spice Girls cut short their world tour. Judging by the facial deformities the prisoner has been the recipient of a great deal of maltreatment. President George Bush has refused to say if this prisoner will ever be released stating that it is up to a military court to make that decision.