Newcastle United New Signing Will Make Debut Against West Brom

Alan Shearer's Autobiography Plummets In Price On Amazon

Alan Shearer Talks Openly About Newcastle United's Relegation Battle

Newcastle FC Fan Sexually Attacked By Male Zebra

The British consulate in Kenya has confirmed that a 27 year old Male has been sexually attacked while on safari in Kenya. The man who cannot be named for legal reasons was enjoying the trip of a lifetime when the incident happened. Tour Guides were shocked when a rampant male Zebra ran towards the man and proceeded to mount him. One guide said "all we heard were loud screams. It was all over in about a minute". One theory is that the zebra was attracted to the markings on his football shirt. The man is recovering in a nearby hospital he told our reporter today. " I can't believe i have been violated in such a way'.

Joey Baton Has Time On His Hands

Barton Models The New Newcastle Kit For The Merseyside Police

Newcastle Football Club Denies Heavy Fans Making Them Plummet Towards Bottom Of The Premiership Table

Keegan's Magic Rubs Off Again

The Kevin Keegan Era Mk II got off to a distinctly inauspicious start as Newcastle were held to a drab goalless draw by Bolton at an expectant St James's Park.