The latest film in the Twilight saga is the tale of a blood-sucker who falls in love with a beautiful teenage girl.
'This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and, as such, is something that should be of concern,' said Monsignor Franco Perazzolo, of the pontifical council of culture yesterday.
The Vatican failed to mention the cover up of thousands of cases of sexual abuse by priests over the years or of the lax punishment meted out to those priests found guilt of such sins. It is to be assumed a Vatican expert confirmed, “Some moral vacuums are not worth mentioning I guess.”
Three weeks ago the Vatican condemned Halloween as 'anti-Christian and dangerous' and it urged parents not to dress their children as ghosts, goblins and vampires.
Angela Burns, Mother of three children was shocked at the news that as a practicing Christian she was to stop her children wearing Halloween costumes. “I don’t know why they want to ban fancy dress on Halloween but I understand such costumes can frighten some children. My husband dressed as a priest for the evening and whenever he answered the door to the kids in the area they all ran away screaming.”
The producers of the Twilight films confirmed that a Twilight vacuum cleaner will be on sale at retailers in the New Year.
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