Poltergeist Activity Not All It Was Said To Be

Investigators called in to a retirement home in Bradford due to reports of poltergeist activity have called off the investigation today. Dr Ken Stott of the Institute of Psychokinesis Research at York University confirmed that the poltergeist activity had been called in to question after a detailed research was made over the weekend. The loud noises, sudden unexplained movements and foul smells were not created by an evil entity after all.

Dr Stott confirmed to waiting journalists, " Most of these type of activities though often attributed to poltergeist activities are just as likely to occur in a large proportion of men's underpants on a regular basis."