WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!GNT reporters have recovered shocking news that Gordon Brown has today filled in an expenses form requesting a 'Dope Den' to be built within 10 Downing Street.
GNT can only guess at the reasons for such a strange request, considering the public outrage over MP's claims for expenses. Perhaps the Prime Minister wants the country to 'tune in' and relax to help the financial markets 'drop out' of its recent slump.
It is believed that Pete Doherty has put forward his name for MP of "any ****ing where!!" after hearing the news.
This is breaking news...we will keep you updated on this story as soon as any further information becomes available...stay tuned...
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