Showing posts with label budget airlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label budget airlines. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 April 2009

Ryan Air To Tax Fat People On Future Flights


Ryan Air once again looks to increase its revenue by suggesting a new Fat Tax for all future passengers on their flights. The idea is to make life more comfortable for regular and skinny passengers. Should this new move proceed it Will further help to bolster the fortunes of the fat cat shareholders at Ryan Air.
No confirmation has been forthcoming as to how this new tax will actually be applied as yet. We can confirm that rumours of Fat Concentration camps have been denied as total speculation. Rumours abound however, that rest assured that should camps be deemed to be profitable then nothing as yet can be totally ruled out as far as this airline is concerned.

Saturday, 28 February 2009

The Global News Terrorists Can Confirm Their First To££er Of The Week


Ryanair's chief executive Michael O'Leary announced that his airline was considering charging passengers £1 to use the toilet on flights. If true it looks like Ryan Air will be the only ones taking the Pee on the industries most money grabbing budget airline this year. We congratulate Mr O'Leary for once again not considering the economic crisis ordinary people find themselves in in order to claw as much money for nothing with a smile on his face.