It has been alleged that a secret gas pipeline stretching from the Russian border into Georgia was today unearthed after an explosion blew a gaping hole in the backside of a statue of Lenin in St. Petersburg. Russian officials have today denied that the explosion had anything to do with an attempt to syphon off much needed gas to the former Soviet controlled country. However, they did confirm that a gas board inspector is due out in the next week or two to take a quick meter reading just to be on the safe side.
The officials were also quick to rule out the explosion was due to any chronic wind that may have been building up after Russia's postulating and sabre rattling towards its neighbours and the West recently.
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how mean of you to expose Lenin's windypops problem!
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