Peer reveals 'cello scrotum' hoax

A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called "cello scrotum". However reports coming out of Hollywood show that a well known celebrity has suffered from a similar condition since birth.

It is not clear if the actor has ever played the cello but it appears that no other explanation can be given for the x-ray below. The x-ray of the aging star shows something has however caused stress to his legs. An expert who did not wish to be named confirm built up shoes may be a valid reason for this ailment. As for religious cult activity no blame can be attributed to this form of activity no matter how we try to imply it.