India and Pakistan meet to discuss their headgear.

India and Pakistani troops meet to discuss their headgear following the atrocities in Mumbai.

Private Buna of the 3rd Looks Like a Scottish Highland Cap with Fan On Brigade said “How can we possibly be taken seriously wearing hats like this? You can’t even get in a car !”

While his counterpart from the Pakistani Small Scarf Tucked into Waistband Manchester United Supporter Brigade also with Fan on Turban said: “How are we expected to shoot? The wind catches the fan and blows your head all over the place!”

A Government official stated the issues would be resolved and nobody is bowing down to terrorism with or without a silly hat on.

By SLAP