Health Check For Fertility Giant

Experts are concerned over the future of the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset. For years the world famous fertility symbol on a Dorset hillside has given countless thousands of couples the benefit of its magical powers by providing them with the baby or babies they have so longed for after years of upset and stress.

Now scientists have been called in due to a very obvious reduction in its manhood. The study so far has shown that the Cerne Abbas Giant may in fact be under stress due to his age.

We spoke to leading expert Professor Ken Stott about the current investigation by his team, “This is a common occurrence for a man of such an old age. However, this can be rectified with the correct form of treatment.” Prof. Stott would not confirm if this included mixing powdered Viagra into the compost that will be spread over the area as part of the treatment.