There is actual video evidence that clowns do not leave bigger carbon footprints. Look carefully at the smudges in the lower right hand corner of the E*TRADE Trading Baby 2008 video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdfvWAp5GUw&feature=user. A photographic verified carbon spectral analysis of the area surrounding the actual foot of the clown within a .68521cm offset indicates that the carbon footprint of the clown is actually <.00154% of normal people. 80% of the population erroneously believe that the carbon footprint of a clown is bigger than normal people based on who knows what nightmare report right out of the Regional Enquirer.
Jodie thanks for the information however, i recall seeing an elephant clown wearing very large shows on its feet. do you think this may make a difference? Greg
thanks Sandora Mary for you kind comment it makes it all worth while for the team to get comments like yours. Glad you are going to keep checking us out in the future. Greg
Anonymous Greg Dude, if it makes a difference, that�s bleak. You must check your numbers with a comparative spectral between Elephas Maximus or Loxodonta Africana and Homosapien - and then verify with a compensatory comparative spectral using a fossilized footprint of the extinct genus Mammuthus and then you will know for sure if it makes a difference. And if that�s true, o, o, you know what that means, don�t you?
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There is actual video evidence that clowns do not leave bigger carbon footprints. Look carefully at the smudges in the lower right hand corner of the E*TRADE Trading Baby 2008 video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdfvWAp5GUw&feature=user. A photographic verified carbon spectral analysis of the area surrounding the actual foot of the clown within a .68521cm offset indicates that the carbon footprint of the clown is actually <.00154% of normal people. 80% of the population erroneously believe that the carbon footprint of a clown is bigger than normal people based on who knows what nightmare report right out of the Regional Enquirer.
Jodie thanks for the information however, i recall seeing an elephant clown wearing very large shows on its feet. do you think this may make a difference? Greg
lmao. Just came across your blog and love it. Find it very amusing, but in a very real way. Keep up the work, I'll continue to read.
thanks Sandora Mary for you kind comment it makes it all worth while for the team to get comments like yours. Glad you are going to keep checking us out in the future.
Greg
Anonymous Greg Dude, if it makes a difference, that�s bleak. You must check your numbers with a comparative spectral between Elephas Maximus or Loxodonta Africana and Homosapien - and then verify with a compensatory comparative spectral using a fossilized footprint of the extinct genus Mammuthus and then you will know for sure if it makes a difference. And if that�s true, o, o, you know what that means, don�t you?
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