Sunday, 20 January 2008

Sustainable Foods For The Future

With most fish stocks at an all time low and almost near extinction. Scientists are looking at other more sustainable food sources.

One of the leading men in this field Dr Roe said, “We are now using science, especially genetics to create alternative food sources for future generations. We have recently crossed a chicken with a rhinoceros and we have called it a chickocerous. The new animal has a chickens head and has a large middle from the rhinoceros as well as 4 legs. We have also crossed a whale with a Cod which is called Wod. There are exiting times ahead in this type of scientific development.”

Dr Roe denied that he is playing god and also denied rumours that he has tried to cross himself with horse at his wife's request.

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