Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Tuesday, 27 July 2010
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Monday, 26 October 2009
Monday, 28 September 2009
Saturday, 16 May 2009
Jones Found Not Guilty Of Assault However, Jury Still Out On Other Charge
Actor/hard man Vinnie Jones was cleared of assault yesterday by a jury in Sioux Falls. The former football player turned actor was found not guilty of assault in a bar in South Dakota last year.
Although the actor was found not guilty on the lesser count of assault he is currently awaiting confirmation on the juries verdict on his wooden acting skills. The reason for the amount of time taken to reach a verdict has been down to the lack of enthusiasm by the jury to actually want to sit in a room and watch Mr Jones' films.
Above is an exclusive picture of Mr Jones playing super villain Juggernaut in an X-Men Movie.
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
Thursday, 13 November 2008
Sunday, 2 November 2008
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Madonna In New Adoption Row.
Madonna has denied rumours that she has tried to adopt yet again under controversial circumstances.
The aging Diva has attempted to scotch rumours that she has tried to adopt Jimmy Krankie from the comedy duo the Krankies. We caught up with the songstress outside her London home and asked her to come clean over the matter.
Unfortunately Madonna would not answer any questions put to her. When asked if it was also true that the adoption attempt was a way in which her husband Guy Ritchie could procure the rights to film his next waste of celluloid “Krankies The Movie: Fandabbydozy”, she merely turned her back on our reporter and slammed her front door shut.
Saturday, 5 July 2008
Jackie Chan in Bum-Bag Row
Movie superstar, Jackie Chan was dragged kicking and screaming from his local Poundstretcher for wearing a Bum-Bag. Poundstretcher chief-executive Martin Scrote, informed all his shop workers not to allow any martial arts experts to enter the store wearing the waist purses. Mr Chan, aged 124, had been warned in the past for wearing his pouch, but flew into a rage, jumping over shop counters, somersaulting displays and back flipping into the womens changing cubicles.
Mr Chan was unavailable for comment. However, his friend and co-star of the Rush Hour movies, Chris Tucker, was more than willing to talk to us, but we declined.
Sunday, 29 June 2008
Movie Watch: Teeth
"I wouldn't mind I only came in for a new Crown and a Filling!"
Comedian Alan Carr works hard at suppressing his budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. His task is made even more difficult by his bad boy stepbrother Justin's increasingly provocative behavior in the TV studio. A stranger to his own body, innocent Alan(?) discovers he has a toothed vagina when he becomes the object of violence. As he struggles to comprehend his anatomical uniqueness, Alan experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
Comedian Alan Carr works hard at suppressing his budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. His task is made even more difficult by his bad boy stepbrother Justin's increasingly provocative behavior in the TV studio. A stranger to his own body, innocent Alan(?) discovers he has a toothed vagina when he becomes the object of violence. As he struggles to comprehend his anatomical uniqueness, Alan experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
Thursday, 14 February 2008
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