Conservative Boris Johnson is the new mayor of London - ending Ken Livingstone's eight-year reign at City Hall. Boris was unavailable today for comments after his victory as his PR confirmed he was busy trying to remember where London actually is.
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Saturday, 3 May 2008
Boris Tastes Victory
Conservative Boris Johnson is the new mayor of London - ending Ken Livingstone's eight-year reign at City Hall. Boris was unavailable today for comments after his victory as his PR confirmed he was busy trying to remember where London actually is.
Sunday, 27 April 2008
Thursday, 28 February 2008
Boris Under Attack After Stolen Moustache In Iraq
Boris Johnson has hit the news again after it was stated in the daily Broadsheets that he confessed to stealing a souvenir from Iraq.Mr Johnson admitted that in 2003 he had lifted the souvenir whilst in Iraq at the time.
Boris was less than happy to receive a letter form the Metropolitan Police asking about his confession and believes his rivals in the race to become mayor of London are using dirty tricks against him. Mr Johnson at the time this article went to press had not confirmed if he would be returning Saddam Husein's moustache to the Iraqi people. Mayor Ken Livingston has denied any involvement in the matter.
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