Showing posts with label champions league final. Show all posts
Showing posts with label champions league final. Show all posts
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Thursday, 28 May 2009
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
Thursday, 7 May 2009
Thousands Of Complaints After Sat Nav Malfunction
A leading Sat Nav company received thousands of complaints from users this morning after a serious malfunction. One irate customer said " It was unbelievable I was travelling from Liverpool to Chelsea so I typed in the postcode and it came up with '2 MINUTES FROM ROME'. I wouldn't mind but I have never planned to go there so what was all that about?".
Thursday, 29 May 2008
Last Word On The Subject?
Eagle eyed viewer Ged Simpson spotted some more Champions League jokes and sent them in to your favourite newspaper.
John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia.
After Ryan Giggs lifted the Champions League cup for a second time he had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it. He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!"
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.
Ged Simpson
Monday, 26 May 2008
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