tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63324419306982831952011-09-27T07:52:22.871+01:00The Global News Terroristsa spoof/satire newspaper that takes the worlds news and turns it on its collective head.brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.comBlogger10841100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-60593048640187228692011-02-10T18:20:00.002Z2011-02-10T18:23:59.110ZWeekly Star SignsAries : Out with the old and in with the new is your motto today. Try not to worry if this also means your reputationLeo: Your obsession with TV adverts asking for old gold peaks this week when you are interviewed by the police over a spate of attacks on pensioners with gold teeth at the retirement home you work at.Sagittarius: There are highs and there are lows but there are some high lows you brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-67085749908956347452010-08-16T14:11:00.001+01:002010-08-16T14:13:38.054+01:00Are War Memorials Just Too Sexy? Are War Memorials Just Too Sexy For The British Public?After the court case this week in Blackpool in which a 30 year old woman was charged with committing a sex act as well as urinating on the town’s war memorial The Rank News investigates the hidden truth behind an alarming trend.A rise in public disorder arrests involving British war memorials has brought the all to often question are our brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-4114117117971968192010-08-12T20:11:00.004+01:002010-08-12T20:16:22.635+01:00Foreign Bugs Taking Our Jobs!Foreign Super Bug taking over British Super Bugs jobs it has been announced by the Daily Mail today.Hospitals across the nation were on alert last night after confirmation that an antibiotic-resistant superbug imported by people who have had cosmetic surgery abroad was detected at an unnamed hospital near Bristol.The bug, NDM-1 has affected 37 Britons – and some infections have already been brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-90972091039504096262010-08-03T13:34:00.003+01:002010-08-03T23:16:48.737+01:00Vatican To Supply MOD With Protective Rosary BeadsVatican we can confirm are to Supply MOD with protective rosary beads after Guardsman Glen Hockton was saved during a patrol in Afghanistan. This news has created a flood of requests from hundreds of soldiers for their own religious paraphernalia. Christian shops across the country have reported excessive sales compared to previous years and are putting it down to a miracle from God.Mary O’Brien brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-27296171743057092152010-07-29T08:15:00.002+01:002010-07-29T15:35:50.700+01:00Weekly HoroscopesAriesToday will see you in two minds as to what you should do with your life. However, I am not quite sure crack or cocaine is the wisest of choices.LeoYour artistic streak comes to the fore today when you have the opportunity to spray-paint what you really think of your next door neighbours on their brand new car.SagittariusWhilst all around you appears to be in chaos just remember you are tied brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-18840199868306378102010-07-27T22:14:00.001+01:002010-07-27T22:18:04.545+01:00Alternative Movie Posters: The Importance Of Being Ernestbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-38391201494695202002010-07-27T16:00:00.003+01:002010-07-27T22:44:24.660+01:00Parishioner Shocked At Seeing Jesus In Local ChurchJesus shocks church goers by appearing during a church meeting and not on a slice of cheese or a coffee cup stain. Congregation at the church which witnessed the apparition were still recovering last night from it all.“It has shocked me I don’t mind telling you!” Mrs Mary Robinson confirmed. “One minute I was sitting in a cold dark church preying to God to let me win the lottery or tonight’s brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-15485333524368803882010-07-23T18:50:00.003+01:002010-07-23T18:59:37.035+01:00Odin Endorses BNP Nick Griffin ConfirmsOdin god of the Norse men is due to declare the British National Party as the only party for the British Arian Right, news reports have claimed today.After a year of ups and downs the B N P has found a guardian in the shape of an ancient mythological god who truly believes in their xenophobic/racist beliefs.Odin who had remained silent during the General Election as to which party he had backed brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-75375422480774045302010-07-13T18:03:00.001+01:002010-07-13T18:07:22.844+01:00Raoul Moat Commemorative Police Siege Plate Offerbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-23530050053154384762010-07-13T18:01:00.002+01:002010-07-13T18:03:04.248+01:00Weekly HoroscopesAries: A good time to get in touch with neglected friends even if it is to only laugh mockingly in their battered and bruised faces.Leo: Your family are worried about you and justifiably so. Somehow strapping a bomb to your chest and saying things like “see you in paradise” as you walk out of the door it is hardly surprising.Sagittarius: You are set to get invites from some unexpected people brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-14462373607897368102010-07-10T21:22:00.000+01:002010-07-10T21:24:31.610+01:00New Diet Craze Endorsed by Jesusbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-23328107291510267502010-07-07T19:05:00.001+01:002010-07-07T19:08:23.859+01:00Weekly HoroscopesAries: You don’t seem to be able to motivate yourself to do all that you’d planned with friends. Maybe killing all of them in one go is a little too extreme perhaps two a month would be more realistic. Leo: That experiment with barbiturates and alcohol hasn’t turned out as you expected has it? Being chained to a filthy bed wearing a gimp suit in that spooky house on thebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-45886156799401182332010-07-03T11:49:00.002+01:002010-07-03T11:54:18.282+01:00Camping No Longer For Heterosexuals Survey ConcludesHeterosexual men are still refusing to go camping according to a recent survey has concluded. Words like camp bed, camp fire and camping are being shunned by many for more manly words like outdoor living, airbed’s and bonfires.The nation’s favourite sayings are on the wane as heterosexual men refuse to use the “C “word anymore due to it possibly tainting their masculinity. One person who has brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-45777298664511331792010-07-03T11:45:00.001+01:002010-07-03T11:47:34.826+01:00Government To Infect Citizens To Justify £1.24 Billion CostsThe Con/Lib government leader David Cameron announced yesterday that drastic measure are to be made after it was confirmed the true cost of the recent flu pandemic.THE swine flu pandemic cost UK taxpayers £1.24billion in a “hugely expensive farce”, critics said last night.However, a report, commissioned by the Health Department, says lessons must be learnt because another flu pandemic is brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-68823179317624399762010-06-30T21:39:00.001+01:002010-06-30T21:41:16.621+01:00New England World Cup Film Out Nowbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-89188268722109650792010-06-29T15:54:00.001+01:002010-06-29T15:56:34.300+01:00Modern Technology Would Only Confirm England Are Still Crap FIFA ConcludesAfter Frank Lampard’s goal was disallowed during the 4-1 defeat at the hands of Germany a cry for modern technology to be introduced into the game has been made. Unfortunately FIFA spokesman Nicholas Maingot refused to comment on the referee’s howler that had cost England to lose 4-1 instead of 3-2 after Lampard’s goal was mistakenly ruled as not a goal.Maingot, was speaking at a press conferencebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-85968443026559278532010-06-20T10:26:00.003+01:002010-06-20T10:31:17.180+01:00Energy Secretary Chris Huhne Confirms He Is Leaving His Wife For Another Womanbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-45983852623988109292010-06-14T22:11:00.001+01:002010-06-14T22:14:43.719+01:00Controversy Over New South African World Cup Posterbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-8319195008535608662010-06-13T18:49:00.002+01:002010-06-13T18:55:18.112+01:00FIFA To Investigate Robert Green's Gloves After Blunder Against USAbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-38084912661932095922010-06-10T18:04:00.001+01:002010-06-10T18:07:21.154+01:00Level 1000 Mafia Wars Player Now Wondering Where His Life Has GoneA British man who has just been promoted to a level 1000 in Mafia Wars is now wondering were all his life has gone.Jimmy "Chicken Legs" Brown was walking on air yesterday evening when he achieved his ultimate wish by becoming a level 1000 Mafia Boss.The elation however, didn't last long after he had realised he no longer shared the family home with his family. His wife Mary we can confirm had brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-59473423164867070782010-06-08T21:25:00.002+01:002010-06-08T21:29:05.309+01:00LIMITED ADDITION WORLD CUP CARD GAME ON SALE World Cup Top Tramps Card Game On Sale Nowbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-57079366873888689132010-06-06T14:49:00.002+01:002010-06-06T14:51:26.213+01:00Jordan: They Are Drifting ApartJordan has given an exclusive interview today confirming that all is not well since being married to cross dressing fighter, Alex Reid.The mum of three was pictured looking gloomier than ever on a night out with Alex last week. The couple were constantly booed and heckled whilst watching a fight in Birmingham. One witness at the same venue said, "As they left the venue to get on a minibus, brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-33462151600282027592010-06-02T17:48:00.007+01:002010-06-02T19:48:43.047+01:00Office Worker Attracts Loner As His Toilet BuddyOffice worker mysteriously develops same toilet schedule with strange loner in the next office we can report today. In one of those quirky unplanned ways Jim Bowman an administration officer at a busy city office has developed a new toilet buddy without even trying.Jim who has been employed at the same firm for the last six years only realised what had happened after fellow co-workers started brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-63228268958298810652010-06-02T13:31:00.002+01:002010-06-02T13:35:45.844+01:00Penguins Scanned At London Zoo After Violent Gang Fightsbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-49069959201687698532010-06-02T08:41:00.003+01:002010-06-02T12:52:12.842+01:00Weekly HoroscopesAries It would be in your interest to remember the motto forewarned is forearmed. So when next in the wrestling ring remember to watch out for that forearm that is about open your nose up like a burst sausage.Leo Someone who you thought didn’t care for you is about to prove you right get on with it.Sagittarius Don’t talk to people you do not really know. They are not interested in your sad lonelybrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-7338889681836175132010-05-28T12:46:00.001+01:002010-05-28T12:48:41.601+01:00Government Refuses To Turn Up For Work Unless Labour Party Removed from Opposition Benches FirstThe Nation was yesterday when the government asked that an amendment to the normal procedure for Prime Ministers question time be made.It would appear that the Coalition Government are refusing to attend the House of Commons during Prime Ministers Question Time unless the entire opposition are removed first.In a week of the Queen’s Speech a Downing Street spokesman said it questioned the brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-13141234940561366602010-05-26T12:52:00.008+01:002010-05-26T18:20:43.584+01:00BBC TV Sees Religion As 'Tiresome Obligation'Religious coverage is seen as a "rather tiresome obligation" by "secular and sceptical" BBC television staff, a Radio 4 broadcaster has said.Roger Bolton called for the appointment of a BBC religion editor to improve coverage of faith matters.Rev. David Lawrence, East Ham“POPE IDOL” would be interesting. The next time a pope dies ITV could help choose a new one for the Vatican? Now an all brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-77104920128644267492010-05-25T14:48:00.001+01:002010-05-25T14:53:40.639+01:00Spector Releases New AlbumPioneering music producer and convicted killer Phil Spector has released his first album in 30 years, his publicist has said. The 70-year-old, in prison for the 2003 shooting of a Hollywood actress, produced the tracks for the record during his two murder trials. BANGED UP IN THE SHOWER is his first album in 30 years. With song titles like “Glory Hole Moaning” and “Pretending it’s a Lollypop won’brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-57259545397238979392010-05-24T20:43:00.003+01:002010-05-24T21:05:27.045+01:00Nick Clegg: The Age Of Plenty Is Overbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-74790545103685099202010-05-23T12:30:00.005+01:002010-05-23T12:55:25.005+01:00U2 Singer Bono In Ego Boosting SurgerySINGER BONO was rushed to hospital for emergency ego surgery yesterday - casting doubts over U2's Glastonbury headline spot.The chart-topping group have cancelled the first date of their US tour after the frontman sustained a lack of egotism during rehearsals.Bono's injury comes barely four weeks before U2 play the Somerset festival for the first time on June 25.A band spokesman said the Irish brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-15818341543153741742010-05-20T08:07:00.001+01:002010-05-20T08:09:33.282+01:00Home Secretary Theresa May Confirms Cuts In Police Spending Has Commencedbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-9470314214045773492010-05-20T07:48:00.002+01:002010-05-20T07:50:58.400+01:00London Introduces Worlds Biggest CCTV Cameras In Time For 2012 Olympic Gamesbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-8859197681784228762010-05-18T21:30:00.004+01:002010-05-18T22:56:18.856+01:00Daily Mail Readers Wowed By Cameron's Ability To WalkThe Daily Mail newspaper expressed its amazement today when David Cameron placed one foot in front of another and walked on solid ground. The incident occurred when the Prime Minister walked to the House of Parliament instead of taking his customary chauffeur driven car. An eyewitness who was busy taking photographs for the newspaper confirmed that Mr Cameron looked to be actually breathing the brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-14917112805117104482010-05-17T11:34:00.002+01:002010-05-17T11:37:56.883+01:00SImon Cowell To Be Knighted For Dross On TelevisionSimon Cowell is to be knighted for his contribution to the puerile $hit on national and international television. The music mogul, who stars as a judge on The X Factor and Britain's Got Talent and American Idol, was recommended by Gordon Brown before he stepped down as Prime Minister. The former Labour leader was impressed by Cowell's continuous search for talentless fodder for his television brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-952060569280820882010-05-16T11:15:00.003+01:002010-05-16T11:20:02.289+01:00Cameron Bans Mobile Phone's At Meetings: Maybe Notbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-57274885237460712412010-05-15T20:21:00.002+01:002010-05-15T20:28:41.751+01:00William Hague:Ties With US Are Strong....brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-78327203846305391462010-05-13T14:47:00.003+01:002010-05-13T14:52:04.727+01:00New Tory/LibDem Government Postal Stamp's Releasedbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-59562995701776263112010-05-12T11:39:00.002+01:002010-05-12T11:42:17.798+01:00New ConLib Partnership Starts As It Means To Go Onbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-37607293304326405302010-05-08T23:32:00.001+01:002010-05-08T23:35:09.109+01:00Alternative Movie Posters:Men Who Stare At Goatsbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-36242707273934796322010-05-08T19:47:00.001+01:002010-05-08T19:49:49.637+01:00Weekend Magazinebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-67257467196598122002010-05-08T01:35:00.001+01:002010-05-08T01:39:58.842+01:00Clegg May Sleep With Both Men To Try Them Out Firstbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-35163209484961150062010-05-07T14:11:00.003+01:002010-05-07T14:19:36.837+01:00Prince Harry To Train On Apache Attack Helicopters.Prince Harry to be let lose on helicopter simulation to give him something to do the Press Association reported today.A quick response from his father, Prince Charles' household was given upon the news being aired. “Prince Harry’s selection to train on the Apache attack helicopter nothing to do with who he is or in fact related to. " announced St James' Palace.The move follows the successful brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-70580669047079028562010-05-07T11:34:00.002+01:002010-05-07T11:37:17.752+01:00Pensioners Shocked No One Wants To Know Them Now The Election Is OverPensioners are today recoiling from the aftershock of what political experts are calling; “post election blues” it has been reported in the media.After weeks of frantic pestering from local political parties and their election teams on their doorsteps, they have woken up this morning to a feeling of sad and lonely emptiness.Iris Greening a teary eyed 84 year old retired post mistress announced, “brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-21920330617984167882010-05-05T12:45:00.003+01:002010-05-05T12:50:44.844+01:00Europe Sick To Death Of Icelandic Volcanoes Attention Seeking.Airports in parts of Scotland and Ireland closed from 0700 BST because of risks from volcanic ash, the Civil Aviation Authority has said. Last month, volcanic ash clouds from Iceland grounded flights for six days.The situation in the skies has been changing hour by hour, meaning the picture for air travellers is unclear. Governments across Europe as well as their respective aviation authorities brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-30326221388754979542010-05-01T09:56:00.002+01:002010-05-01T09:58:39.301+01:00Robin Hood:Alternative Election Posterbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-43211415845777628052010-04-30T23:34:00.004+01:002010-04-30T23:44:47.271+01:00New Conservative Election Poster Pulledbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-51716807412737471502010-04-29T23:02:00.003+01:002010-04-29T23:07:56.707+01:00Cameron Loses In Live Election Hopping Debatebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-52145019355700890112010-04-29T19:27:00.003+01:002010-04-29T20:17:07.423+01:00Piers Morgan's To Star In Britain's Got No Driving TalentBritain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan has said he deserved a "God damn good thrashing from the courts" after being fined for speeding in Brighton.The 45-year-old was caught by a fixed speed camera in Preston Road on 13 November doing 51mph in a 30mph zone. It happened after he had judged a so called talent contest at a school in the city.He was convicted on Tuesday at Brighton Magistrates' brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-11789991425865077692010-04-28T22:55:00.003+01:002010-04-28T23:01:21.356+01:00London 2012 Alternative Posterbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-82422647484648460962010-04-28T22:29:00.003+01:002010-04-28T22:49:26.365+01:00G20 Police Recruitment Poster Withdrawn After Error Foundbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-78649120825515078982010-04-27T14:25:00.006+01:002010-04-27T22:57:06.331+01:00Kelly Osbourne Caught In ‘Slimming’ Spray Talent ControversyKelly Osbourne caught in ‘slimming’ spray talent controversy Kelly Osbourne has been thrown in the centre of controversy after becoming the face of a fake talent advert, claiming the product increased her “A” list celebrity status and made her appear almost talented. The 25-year-old appears in the advert as blonde and exuberant with singing, acting and chat show hosting talent. Suggesting that brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-9478953742499311972010-04-27T12:48:00.001+01:002010-04-27T12:50:30.116+01:00British Poor Rejoice At Rich Resurgence In FortunesThe Poorest in the nation rejoice as the UK's super-rich have seen resurgence in their fortunes.According to the Times Rich List the collective fortunes of the top 1,000 on the list have risen by 30% in the past year - the biggest jump in the list's 22-year history - to £333.5bn.Last year the top 1,000 saw their fortunes decrease by about £155bn - to £258bn - and the number of billionaires fell brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-72645448669434338542010-04-26T22:52:00.002+01:002010-04-26T22:56:57.903+01:00New Road Sign Introduced On British Roadsbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-68307230341435554892010-04-25T15:39:00.002+01:002010-04-25T15:44:47.196+01:00Concern Over Murdoch's Wish For Conservatives To Disband BBCbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-9560258588582021042010-04-23T17:39:00.004+01:002010-04-23T18:47:19.842+01:00North Korean torpedo ‘hit by South Korean ship ’The sinking of a North Korean torpedo last month was caused by a South Korean naval ship a North Korean news agency claimed yesterday — which could be one of the worst acts of military provocation since the Korean War.The sinking of the torpedo by the corvette Cheonan on March 26 was a deliberate and unprovoked attack off Baengnyeong Island, close to the disputed sea border between the brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-79541597811439213792010-04-21T21:40:00.001+01:002010-04-21T21:43:58.168+01:00Starbucks Advertise Missing On Coffee Cupsbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-16129024391375649792010-04-21T00:03:00.001+01:002010-04-21T00:06:53.841+01:00Alternative Movie Posters: Icelandic Volcanic Ashbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-70029044986670655852010-04-20T22:30:00.005+01:002010-04-20T23:15:49.648+01:00Gary Neville Warns United Players No More Kisses If Title Not WonGary Neville has warned his Manchester United team mates that they can forget any further on the field kissing if they lose the title race.Sir Alex Ferguson and his players were left distraught after hearing the news about Gary's kissing ban. Ronaldo, now playing for Real Madrid was rumoured to be close to returning to his former club after photos hit the national and international newspapers at brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-76748614994829380702010-04-15T22:48:00.005+01:002010-04-15T22:53:21.610+01:00Britain's First Rabbit Hypnotist Confirmedbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-52963032537756628612010-04-15T15:50:00.005+01:002010-04-15T20:44:35.471+01:00Unite Union To Recruit Volcanic Ash For Future Strike Action.All flights in and out of the UK and several other European countries have been suspended as ash from a volcanic eruption in Iceland moves south.Up to 4,000 flights are being cancelled with airspace closed in Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark among others. The airspace restriction was the worst in living memory, a spokesman said.UNITE the union that attempted to bring similar chaos to flights brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-23804199618921603392010-04-14T19:34:00.003+01:002010-04-14T19:39:31.732+01:00Clegg Unveils Election Manifestobrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-3476191738043998652010-04-13T11:00:00.004+01:002010-04-13T13:17:35.999+01:00Student Loans Expected To Increase As Mephedrone To Be Banned On Friday.The Home Office has confirmed that Mephedrone will become an illegal drug later this week.Following the completion of the formal parliamentary process, the so-called legal high will be classified as a Class B drug from 16 April.From that date anyone possessing the substance could face five years in prison and the maximum sentence for dealing the drug will be 14 years.Upon hearing the news, brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-55267321063362038422010-04-09T08:55:00.003+01:002010-04-09T08:58:44.521+01:00Camilla To Be Put Down After Fall Palace ConfirmsPrince Charles's wife Camilla has broken her leg while hiking in Scotland a spokeswoman for Clarence House said after the accident Wednesday.Following doctor's advice on Thursday, Camilla, who has been grazing on the Royal family's Balmoral country estate in Scotland, had an X-ray "which showed a twisted fracture of the fibula".Prince Philip said upon hearing the news. “She wasn’t the most brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-26362374091965755082010-04-07T15:25:00.002+01:002010-04-07T15:29:31.410+01:00Blackburn Rovers Star El Hadji Diouf Driving Without Insurance Or Road Taxbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-67570143471483666362010-04-06T14:59:00.003+01:002010-04-06T15:19:43.865+01:00Prime Minister Brown Confirms May Election(Mr Brown shows his home to prospective buyers earlier on today.) Gordon Brown today announced a May 6th general election it was confirmed. Mr Brown's press secretary admitted that the Prime Minister had hoped to keep hold of his Downing Street home for a little while longer. However, due to the slump in the housing market has been forced to re-think his original plans.brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-77616130607744374132010-04-04T15:42:00.001+01:002010-04-05T13:42:29.236+01:00Other Apple I-Pad Not Such A Winner In USAbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-60784205702683118722010-04-04T11:03:00.003+01:002010-04-04T11:08:56.157+01:00Sodano And Benedict To Form Tag Team Against Criticsbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-35766661331912796802010-03-30T19:45:00.004+01:002010-03-30T19:51:44.559+01:00Drilling Off The Falkland Islands May Not Be Economically Viable.brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-71613574334221722302010-03-27T13:30:00.002Z2010-03-27T13:37:04.955ZPope Pulls Plug On New Window At The Vaticanbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-49557478118990835942010-03-25T23:24:00.005Z2010-03-25T23:42:42.994ZCummerbund Condemns 10% Rise In CiderAsked about the increase in tax on cider, Mr Cummerbund said: "The Government has made a mistake. They don't understand the West Country, they don't understand this part of our country and they've got it wrong."This just proves my party are the true Cider drinking political party in the Britain."When asked if he could recall the last time he had ever tried a pint of cider Mr Cummerbund confirmed brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-18834555971642694112010-03-25T09:05:00.001Z2010-03-25T09:09:06.150ZGovernment: Darlings Budget Not As Empty As Tories Claimbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-66641189798713627382010-03-24T10:35:00.005Z2010-03-24T11:13:17.209ZBritain To Check Israeli Diplomats Passport First Before ExpulsionThe UK is to expel an Israeli diplomat over 12 forged British passports used in the killing of Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh in Dubai in January.David Miliband said there were "compelling reasons" to believe Israel was responsible for the forgeries.The foreign secretary said the misuse of British passports was "intolerable" and that he hoped this expulsion would be the smack on the back of the brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-51991227706959932742010-03-22T20:34:00.002Z2010-03-22T20:38:07.011ZHillary Clinton Gets Tough On Israelbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-29882475657967249562010-03-21T09:31:00.001Z2010-03-21T09:35:49.255ZAlternative Movie Posters: The Exorcistbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-52031581861133692142010-03-18T21:32:00.001Z2010-03-18T21:36:40.151ZAmericans To Turn To God For Guidance Over Health Care Issuebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-36789540095710906022010-03-16T14:57:00.006Z2010-03-16T15:07:24.684ZConfirmed:Tory Newspapers To Run Out Of Nazi Stories After 2010 ShockBoth the Express and Mail newspapers will run out of Nazi wartime stories to fill its weekend editions within the next 12 months experts claim. The newspapers which regale over stories of Hitler and his SS henchmen each weekend are at crisis point we have been reliably informed. The situation came to a head when it was realised that no new stories of sex, drugs and witchcraft within the Nazi brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-44835122192410241252010-03-13T12:04:00.001Z2010-03-13T12:08:18.662ZAlternative Movie Posters: Hurt Lockerbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-71529750793755445012010-03-12T11:57:00.005Z2010-03-12T19:39:18.596ZSchools Ditch Anti-Bullying To Spy On Child TerroristsTeachers across the country are to cease from pretending to targeting school bullies and pretend to concentrate on school terrorists of the future instead. After years of inactivity when it has come to sorting bullying in schools, the National Union of Teachers (N.U.T.) welcomed the news.Brian Atos, who works closely with head teachers and the Government in developing future school policies, was brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-6831311325973754582010-03-10T19:43:00.005Z2010-03-10T19:50:13.466ZHollywood Plans Chester City Football Club Court Case Filmbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-56555401662156530372010-03-10T15:33:00.004Z2010-03-10T19:03:13.876ZMayan Prophesy Contingency Date Maybe RequiredEnd of the world believers are to meet up in the next 6 months to iron out a contingency plan should 2012 come and go without a whimper it was announced today. Followers of the Mayan prophesy are looking forward to the convention to be held in New Orleans mid September 2010 organisers have confirmed.The ancient Mayans, based on star charting, prophesied that December 21, 2012 would be the end of brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-30534558084952404712010-03-09T14:40:00.003Z2010-03-09T19:09:40.792ZEngland's Worst Secrets Recorded In Hotel Bug Shock The Football Association is looking into a security breach after a tape emerged purporting to carry discussions between England coaches and players. The FA is now worried that other countries may learn how to almost come unstuck by so called lesser teams.A spokesperson for the England Team had this to say on the incident, “This is terrible news, if in fact it is true. We are not taking this brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-18770048501004602082010-03-08T23:09:00.002Z2010-03-08T23:12:25.676ZPrime Minister Brown Visits Afghanistanbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-71201201709171156952010-03-08T17:38:00.002Z2010-03-08T17:47:10.806ZMugabe Ready To Stand For Another Termbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-88295521987198398992010-03-07T18:56:00.002Z2010-03-07T19:00:31.798ZMoments In History They Never Wanted You To Seebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-11618523012728860992010-03-05T09:46:00.004Z2010-03-07T19:37:17.096ZWeekly HoroscopesAriesAnother day of deep thought. What emerges is that you areGod and all your work colleagues must die.TaurusAnother socially dynamic day, it’s just a pity you amounted tonothing in your miserable life and no one will touch you with a bargepole.GeminiYour good looks will fall in to disarray today when the door of opportunityrefuses to open as wide as you expected it to when walking through brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-53654952632961099622010-03-02T21:16:00.001Z2010-03-02T21:20:50.022ZObama Struggling To Kick Smoking Habitbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-34645108357463311262010-02-27T00:10:00.001Z2010-02-27T00:13:18.525ZSecret Papers 30 Year Rule Reduced To 20brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-27431935049837723672010-02-26T09:57:00.005Z2010-02-26T23:49:40.204ZCurvy Women Stimulate Men's Brains- Shock To ScientistsA shock report this week has confirmed that curvy women stimulate men's brains the same way drugs and alcohol do. A new study has shown curvaceous hips give men the same high as alcohol or drugs. Considering that sexy curves affect the male brain in the same way illegal drugs do, researchers feel this could lead to some understanding of Adult Film addictions. The scientists who undertook the brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-89598231796978755502010-02-24T13:04:00.005Z2010-02-24T18:30:35.591ZI'm A Crank Get Me Out Of HereThe full might of the British Armed Forces is to be thrown behind getting our cranks out of an Indian hot spot it can be confirmed. A team of Special Forces operatives are on stand by to rescue two British plane spotters arrested in India this week. This was confirmed by a top civil servant who announced it in hushed tones behind a newspaper and out of the side of his mouth at his Gentleman’s brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-83776884155362815882010-02-23T19:41:00.002Z2010-02-23T19:45:34.452ZNew Car/Movie Tie In To Be Scrappedbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-52359802436530594422010-02-23T17:14:00.002Z2010-02-23T17:18:18.891ZCheryl Cole Confirms Split With Ashley Colebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-1207944803333912592010-02-21T21:13:00.002Z2010-02-21T21:23:18.888ZSting Defends Show For Uzbekistan's PresidentEd: Surely you mean Loot?brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-4386908057148929162010-02-21T14:07:00.007Z2010-02-22T12:31:59.741ZMansions For ScroungersSUPER-size families living in local authority “mansions” have become Britain’s biggest scroungers, raking in £6million a year from the taxpayer. Brian from Stoke who has been claiming for years was not repentant at all. "I have been living in this place for years and I have no qualms what so ever in claiming money from the tax payers. If people would rather go to work than sit at home watching brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-26798782931756384392010-02-18T22:09:00.003Z2010-02-18T22:15:35.362ZBrown To Unveil Labour's Election Sloganbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-11493707356231705262010-02-16T13:02:00.005Z2010-02-17T07:43:12.228ZCat Government Unhappy With Oppositions Ball Of Wool Tactics Britain’s Cat government was in disarray today when the majority of its members were enticed to cross to floor of the house of parliament by a large ball of string. Prime Minister Tabby Brown spent the day coughing up hair balls when news of the devious action was brought to his attention.Security is currently looking in to how such a large ball of string was smuggled in to the house without brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-62974881026018631002010-02-14T21:07:00.001Z2010-02-14T21:11:17.412ZNew Toyota Advert Causes Concernbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-73287708477809867882010-02-12T09:50:00.001Z2010-02-12T09:59:55.807ZNew Snow Storms Predicted..Maybe? The Met office gave a severe snow warning last night it can be confirmed. After the heavy snow fall and the severe icy conditions that followed in January this year it has been announced that a second cold snap of unconfirmed severity is due to hit Britain again. Unfortunately a spokesperson at the Met could not confirm the exact date that this new cold front would hit Britain nor could it say brennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-55499493487217894942010-02-04T21:19:00.002Z2010-02-04T21:23:24.203ZBoris Johnston To Appear In New Tim Burton Moviebrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-16078044061708659802010-02-03T18:23:00.001Z2010-02-03T18:26:33.624ZTorries Accused Of Fiddling Crime Statisticsbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6332441930698283195.post-67290620630953943852010-01-29T16:38:00.002Z2010-01-29T16:50:40.687ZJohn Terry's Alleged Affair To Go Publicbrennanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032434297095258046noreply@blogger.com0